The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.
Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.
by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009
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When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.
Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.
by Elvis May 9, 2004
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When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.

In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
Last Valentine's day, I delivered a potent stanley steamer to Julie.
by Christoph Sasylor February 27, 2008
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when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face
George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica
by jefforey mclongshaft April 19, 2011
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nown - An especially large pungent and fowl smelling pile of fecies that cause a warm, or hot sensation in the rectum and upon exiting the anus. This sensation is usually caused by the remnants of a spicy meal.
"You probably should wait about a half hour before going in there. I just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet that could peel the paint right off the walls."
by Justin Butler November 17, 2003
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When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.
"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"
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A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!
Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.
by 1337 Sauce! February 26, 2009
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