silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

silence of the lambs dance

To accurately recreate the insane, human flesh wearing dance by Buffalo Bill from the movie "Silence of the Lambs" by putting on lipstick, rubbing your nipple ring, and sticking your penis in betwixt your legs while wearing a robe.

Oh baby, when you do that silence of the lambs dance it gets me so hot. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

by lyricalbastard August 2, 2006

the sound of silence

Originally, the sound of silence was a song by Simon and Garfunkel released in 1964. The sing was remade by the group 'Disturbed' on there album 'Imortalized' in 3015 after their four year hiatus.

George: " Hey did you hear the sound of silence"?
Tom: " Which version, Simon and Garfunkel's or Disturbed's version?

by Cooltreeman May 27, 2016

silence of the filth

the action of anal while the woman is screaming into a blanket, thus the silence

Positano; Silence of the filth is so silent you can hear a pin drop.

by browny May 8, 2006

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

mysterious silence in the room

When a male friend comes knocking at another friend's bedroom door with full knowledge that he is in the room, but there is a mysterious silence. It is presumed that the friend was beating it.

David is in his room after taking a shower.
Richard: *Knocks on David's bedroom door*
David: *Mysterious silence in the room*
Richard: *Comes back out to the car* I knocked on David's door, but there was no response. I think he's beating one off.

by lolwhoami August 13, 2010

The Man's Silence

The man's silence. It's an expression that stands for the silence in which one or several bros are watching a girl's ass silently for several seconds, which ends when one of them says "nice" or looks at another and communicate their feelings through telepathy.

Dude 1 and Dude 2 are staring at a girls ass
Dude 1: Nice
Dude 2: aww, you broke The Man's silence!

by Smöl March 3, 2020