The Marth

Vigorously masturbating into your wife

Honey, I want to give you the Marth

by daddyfatsax879 September 4, 2016

the martin luther king

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

by BlackBuhhda October 20, 2010

The Martian

A great sci-fi film about Mark Watney (played by Matt Damon), who is left alone on Mars after an exploratory mission goes wrong. He is faced with overwhelming odds to survive until help (hopefully) arrives.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen The Martian?
Person 2: Hell yes! I loved seeing Matt Damon science the shit out of everything!

by Mark Watney April 24, 2016

The Martini

Kicking back with friends and dishing up gossip. You have a really juicy piece of dirt on somebody and after a good martini or two you tell everything you know or heard whether it's true or not.

A friend confides in you that her man might be cheating on her and tells you to keep quiet about it. You're hanging out with friends and get a good martini in you. You blurt out to the whole group what is going on. Or you go home and start calling everyone you know to tell them the secret. You give them The Martini.

by passionflowers December 30, 2012

the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

The Martini

In movie terms, directors use this phrase to describe the last shot of the day while on set. Once their work is done, they stir their last drink to let go for the day.

Director: Take a drink man!
Producer: The Martini? Ah well that's where we'll end the scene I guess.
Director: Yeah. This is the Martini man, I need to go home.

by Aryjo July 6, 2011

Victim of the Martyrs

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

by cadbloom June 27, 2006