Pancakes on the griddle 

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

Pancakes on the griddle by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015

hitch in the giddyup 

The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied to the thought process in certain individuals.

Honey, Mommy just can't get up as quickly as you do because she's got a hitch in the giddyup.

hitch in the giddyup by sanduski June 30, 2009

Scraping the griddle 

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

Scraping the griddle by Shanigan September 14, 2015

on the griddle 

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

on the griddle by Davenasty July 6, 2018

grease the griddle 

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

grease the griddle by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

The Griddle 

only the greatest place on earth. The Golden Griddle. Milkiest pancakes and a great chill place for the boys.

Josh: Yo matt wanna hit up the griddle?
Matt: Hundred percent!
Max: Yee baby!

The Griddle by daiter October 3, 2012

The Giddy up 

Slang for from the beginning or from the start.

My day has been trash from the giddy up!

"You couldn't tell me that from the giddy up?"

The Giddy up by Uncle Squatch January 28, 2025