I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014
Get the talking to the canoe driver mug.Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.
by kevin February 9, 2005
Get the The pile driver mug.the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
Get the the screw driver mug.Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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Get the the bus driver mug.The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.
Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
Get the The Battle Driver mug.When railing a broad doggy-style, your thumb is inserted into her anus, as you twist your hand back and forth, like steering a truck. Often used as a test for willingness for anal sex, sometimes resulting in the dolphin
I gave Colleen the truck driver last night to see if she was down for some backdoor, but i got the dolphin.
by Killa Money Hacksaw Juggalo January 16, 2009
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