Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022

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Dad the chad

Is a dad who is a total chad.

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath

by Chad Dornath December 11, 2020

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The DADS • the daddy • the dad bag • The Dad Jean • The Dad Noise • the dad smoke • the dad stare • the dad zone • The"Daddy"Shark • The Daddy Complex

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

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A father who when taking his child to the swimming baths can't help but become overexcited. Such a man usually throws the child (and other children) around the pool, repeatedly splashes everyone and generally acts like an infant in his quest to prove he is the best, most fun father on the planet.

Lifeguard 1 (about to take over supervision of the pool): Anybody playing up?
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.

by Leisure Suit Larry October 16, 2008

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where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020

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