The Cactus

The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.

Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"

Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!

by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010

cactus

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

cactus

1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick

jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!

by shitmeister2000 October 20, 2006

cactus

The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.

Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?

by AssFart January 13, 2005

Cactus

Someone who gets alot of pussy, but is still thirsty for some reason.

"Yooo I need to get some bro!"

"Nigga you just had sex like a day ago.."

"I knowwww but Im still fuckin thirsty!"

"You a cactus ass nigga.."

by KenjiMishima June 23, 2014

cactus

Something you dont want to put up your butt.

Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.

by LizardInACan April 27, 2016

Cactus

A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 December 29, 2019