can i go to the bathroom

I dont know can you

Mr. Mark can I go to the bathroom?

I dont know can you?

by Whinni the pooh October 29, 2020

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017

blew up the bathroom

When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom

I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.

by kaycar January 31, 2016

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

by Mishra October 5, 2016

Cleaning The Bathroom

when a Bulimic girl turns on all the water (shower tub and sink) to cover up the sounds of her throwing up.

Mom: wow Mary really likes to clean the bathroom, to bad she dos'nt do a good job)

ex2

Mary turns on all the water to hide sounds of her throwing up (her mom is dumb enough to think shes "cleaning the bathroom")

by Frankie nj April 24, 2007

Elvis in the bathroom

To die in the bathroom, usually the result of a life of long term excess.

Another supermodel did an Elvis in the bathroom.

Crazy Bob did too many ludes, lucky I walked in on him or he would have done an Elvis in the bathroom.

by Joe Iron January 21, 2008