switching teams

Going from heterosexuality to homosexuality or vice-versa

Switching Teams

My teacher got divorced and he switching teams!

by Creepypastabottles23 January 31, 2014

Seattle sports teams

Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.

(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)

Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!

FINISH?????

The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.

(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)

Seattle sports teams are the best!

by The Chuk May 22, 2006

Bats For Both Teams

they are attratced to both Genders they are bisexual, they bat for both teams not just one

person 1: Do you bat for the other team?
Person 2: No I Bats For Both Teams- Love has no gender

by MissysipyQuen November 25, 2013

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

MS TEAMS

(a.k.a Microsoft Teams)
Zoom just for boomers

Boomer friend to another: I'm loving my meetings on MS TEAMS at the moment.

Other boomer: the filters are revolutionary. I love the potato.

by Hula tula June 29, 2020

play for both teams

to be bisexual. also expressed as “swing for both teams”

“I play for both teams.”
“What?”
“I’m bisexual.”

by tricksterTime August 24, 2020

Change teams

A person who is a heterosexual and decides to become a homosexual or vice versa.

Although she suspected the man she had the hots for was gay, she was hoping that if she dated him she could get him to change teams.

by Mamdfm May 6, 2015