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B.F.T.D.S. 

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
B.F.T.D.S. by jeru411 May 28, 2013

e.m.p.f.t.b 

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back
e.m.p.f.t.b by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019
Bobby & I are so popular in high school, we plan on F.B.T. while out trick-or-treating.
F.B.T. by Maria F. November 2, 2019

T.O.F.T.B 

Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
Woah, check out that woman, outstanding T.O.F.T.B. dear god spare my eyes
T.O.F.T.B by pumpkinhead99 November 6, 2010

T.P.M.F.B. 

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.
T.P.M.F.B. by Pezuss July 24, 2011

L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 

Let me eat yo pussy from the back till you cum
Aye L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 😏