swiffered

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009

sinkered

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.

(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?

by Sinkered December 6, 2022

switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

Slendered

When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P

Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!

by ...-_- November 17, 2012

swannered

To be screwed over by an otherwise competent individual. It looks like it's inadvertent but it always happens.

The party booked 3 months ago but no one knew because it wasn't communicated to anyone else. You were swannered.

by chef johan February 14, 2010

Swindarella

Any female who can get into a place, get drunk, eat food, do stuff and gain possessions, etc, at no expense to herself.

Therese is a Swindarella.

by Shani January 1, 2005

Gabe Swindelled

A Pointless conversation

me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"

gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same

End of conversation

by Mr. 2000 November 29, 2011