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swimmer

good in bed because of strong hip flexors and abs. walk around more than half naked almost all day. hardest workers by far. most are better looking than anyone in another sport.
friend 1- Wow I had the most amazing sex last night
friend 2- Really with who?
friend 1- I'm not for sure. All I know is that they are a swimmer.
by swimmer1013098570349 March 2, 2010
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swimmer

a girl/boy with the best body ever. don’t underestimate how strong these people are, they can do a lot more than you think. swimmers rarely have time to talk/hang out because of their crazy hours, but whatever chance you get, take and and use it all up. they are usually pretty good bf/ gf.
person 1: my gf is a swimmer
person 2: she must be really strong
person 1: yea she is
by 🤩🤪 February 7, 2019
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swimmer

Usually the most fit athletes since they use all their muscles while training. Swimmers are known to have big penises. Swimmers are confident in their body by wearing tight swim suits. Swimmers are known to have big penises. They usually are hydrophilic individuals with a certain feeling of hydrotrophism. Swimmers are known to have big penises.
Hey, look at that swimmer swimming over there with his big penis.
by J-Peg June 11, 2006
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swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.
Ew man, get your swimmers away from me
by Mallory December 20, 2004
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swimmer

Mostly wandering about 90% naked most of their lives, swimmers, in fact, are usually homosexual... especially ones by the name of Eddie. Some of them might have potential for great bedroom antics, but lack the skills to woo a woman... therefore resorting to masterbation or same-sex relationships with their colleagues.
The swimmer spent most of his day in the water with his team mates, therefore his oppurtunity-cost of working on women skills was spent practicing for the big meet.
by Aanik August 30, 2006
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swimmer

A swimmer is someone who got rejected from the basketball team during the winter sports season. "Mostly." Swimmers are the best "good-looking" athletes out of all sports.
by John Beer May 13, 2005
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swimmer

albanian scum swimming across the english channel learning there profesion on the way over.
useless chippys / labourers / chefs / waiters
by haydn June 5, 2004
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