seemo

one who dresses emo but not really depressed. look up definition for emo and scene for better understanding.

p1. Dude ur emo.
p2. No im scene.
p1. So ur seemo.

by DustBag Dolgera August 27, 2007

semone

funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.

i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!

by kristina1097 November 3, 2010

Swevo

Generic name for a towny. The combination of all the ridiculous nicknames used by council estate thugs and lowly drug dealers. Typical real names would usually end in the addtion of 'head' e.g. Tin-head

'Check out that Swevo in his shell-suit'

'I got stiffed over a teenth by this total Swevo'

'I was out with Bazza, Brasso and Swevo last night'

by Todd Winston July 8, 2004

shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

devils semolina

slang term for sperm

he shot his devils semolina all over her tits

by Nesty..... January 4, 2012

semon demon

one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,

matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..

todd: hah. whatta semon demon.

by FuckerTucker February 8, 2010

Semolian

Dollar, Cash, Money.

thant dadburn beer cost me almost two semolians

by woods December 18, 2004