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A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.

Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.

An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.

Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
sweden by Xschtar July 16, 2008
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Sweden, Maine

A town in the middle of no-where Maine that no one knows where it is.
Guy 1 "I live in Sweden, Maine"
Guy 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Guy 1 "Next to Bridgton"
Guy 2 "Ohhh!"
Sweden, Maine by qazxswertyui December 25, 2010

dumb swede 

Reference to the John Candy movie "Summer Rental". When a person asks a dumb question or does something dumb, they are being a dumb swede.
Person 1: Oh no, I rounded off the head of this screw.

Rich: Righty tighty lefty loosey you dumb swede!!
dumb swede by bluesurf1981 June 18, 2007
A country famous for meatballs , IKEA and of course PewDiePie
Someone:- Sweden?
A man of culture:- DUDE!ask that to your furnitures.
Sweden by Hope it's all over September 14, 2020
A person from the country of SWEDEN. A constitutional monarchy located on the Scandinavian peninsula, bordering Norway to the west and Finland to the east. 9 million inhabitants, most of them very good looking. The home of Volvo and Saab cars as well as Ericsson mobile phones and the IKEA furniture store. Some famous Swedes include the director Ingmar Bergman, actress Ingrid Bergman, hockey player Peter Forsberg and pop group ABBA.
"Look at that hot Swede!"
"Yes she is very attractive."
Swede by Mimmi October 1, 2006
sweden looks like a dick on maps (with finland being the ballsack)
i put my fat sweden in her italian cat bro
sweden by 4fucksake August 14, 2018

Ginger Swede 

A Ginger Swede is a Swedish person with the so-called ginger disease. The ginger disease makes your hair orange and you get lots of spots. There is no cure for the ginger disease, but you can turn to make up. That's where the word Ginger Swede comes in. Almost all Swedish gingers use make up to cover it.
"Heh, look at Fred. He's such a Ginger Swede."
"No I'm not! Are you yoking???"
Ginger Swede by jegr September 26, 2008