Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020

Swanson

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.

"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."

by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

Stinsoned

Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"

"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"

by Rogue Trader May 4, 2004

seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009