Swanson

A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!

Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!

by Candythespy December 10, 2017

Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010

Ron Swanson

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Ron Swanson

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

by amgil October 25, 2018

Swanson Conversion

The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...

by Jvshangold January 9, 2017

Joe Swanson

He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though

Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny

by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020