Swamp Donkey

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.
by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey
by Cheekie June 01, 2004
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Swamp Donkey means a really ugly girl
Its a horrible looking woman who looks like a donkey and crawled from the swamp
by Mark Mc Garvey May 27, 2004
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Swamp Donkey

A large North American, hippo/man creature. Has several strange odors, and emits a fowl smell of death. The creature will often invite himself on things, and often is made fun of, because of it's large girth.
by Colfax's Accountants October 15, 2004
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There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?
by Tiff E. August 20, 2010
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Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars
Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.
by Swampdonkeyslayer May 08, 2003
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A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019
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