Swamp Donkey

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.

Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.

by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.

She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey

by Cheekie June 1, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A large North American, hippo/man creature. Has several strange odors, and emits a fowl smell of death. The creature will often invite himself on things, and often is made fun of, because of it's large girth.

The swamp donkey lives alone!

by Colfax's Accountants October 15, 2004

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey means a really ugly girl
Its a horrible looking woman who looks like a donkey and crawled from the swamp

look at the state at that swamp donkey

by Mark Mc Garvey May 27, 2004

Swamp Donkey

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.

Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?

by Tiff E. August 20, 2010

Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars

Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.

by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.

That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!

Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!

by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022