Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.

by ThGy007 September 13, 2011

swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."

by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011

Scrambling

Not performing well in a particular task, getting beaten easily, very poorly done, struggling.

E.g. someone does something poorly: You're scrambling

by SS-man December 25, 2007

Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.

After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.

by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011

Swalling

The act of producing cringe, most often in a Norse manner.

- Hey Freddy! Stop Swalling around everywhere!
- I cant help it, I'm just too cringe and Norse!

by Nasborraren May 5, 2022

throat swabbing

the sexual act of rubbing the head of the cock in a swabbing motion once it is down the throat of a whore.

Bob cleaned the john before him's jism out of the whores throat when he gave her a good throat swabbing.

by msxanax October 10, 2006

Swanling

A baby swan.

Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?

Student: A swanling!

Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.

by MSNNINJA February 13, 2010