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betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)
Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!
by Samhandwich April 6, 2004
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Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.
"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"
by Shier September 14, 2005
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Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.
Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.
by morpheus June 16, 2005
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Wallocks

I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend
by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019
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Smallock

A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.
Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!
by Tailjob October 9, 2009
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swallows hardcore

adj. Used to describe something in a negative way. Used when term "swallows" is insufficiant.
EXAMPLE ONE: Dude, that movie was horrible! It swallows hardcore.
by Tony Scardina November 11, 2005
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twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.
You really do talk a load of twallocks.
by Thermofish June 24, 2013
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