betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

by Shier September 14, 2005

Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.

Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.

by morpheus June 16, 2005

Wallocks

Hitting the whoa with your balls out

I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

Smallock

A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.

Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!

by Tailjob October 9, 2009

swallows hardcore

adj. Used to describe something in a negative way. Used when term "swallows" is insufficiant.

EXAMPLE ONE: Dude, that movie was horrible! It swallows hardcore.

by Tony Scardina November 11, 2005

twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

by Thermofish June 24, 2013