surfboard

A girl who has small breasts, is flat.

"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."

by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

surfboardt

Another spelling of the word surfboard as pronounced surfbort in beyonces Drunk In Love song.

Ridin on my surfboardts

by nnuada February 16, 2014

surfbort

Verb. The action of riding a male member with specific voracity.

Damn girl! You rode him like a surfbort!

by The Male Inquisitor February 14, 2014

surfboard

noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.

by smartperson1234567891011 May 9, 2011

Antartic Surfboard

When you ice your dick for 2 hours and then tease a girls pussy with it.

Yeah i fuckin freaked the shit out of this girl when i pulled out my surfboard and rode an antartic surfboard.

by Tony kurczewski March 18, 2011

serfboard

When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.

Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016