when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014
Get the surf and turf circle jerk mug.When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time
Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008
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by Snrubsville June 10, 2016
Get the surf n turf blowjob mug.What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
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Get the Croydon surf n turf mug.(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.
(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
by dcchild January 19, 2011
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When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno August 18, 2012
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