(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
by Labattomy July 26, 2004
What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.
"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"
by B Train 'N D Bone June 11, 2009
'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
by Sheetz Dogg November 20, 2009
when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.
by Pinhog October 8, 2003
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