Sure

Word used when your girlfriend is hella mad, in which case you gotta forget about your side hoe and run to the florist to get her enough flowers to give you an asthma attack. And enough chocolate to give Murica diabetes would also be appropriate.

You: hey babe you ok?
Her: sure
You inside: SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE FUCK WHERE THE FLOWERS AT.

by Lycanthropuns December 8, 2018

Sure

A low key way to piss off your girlfriend/wife and make her look like she is being “crazy”, or “bitchy”, for finding your simple, straight, answer to her question rude, or confusing.

Wife: Honey, would you like me to make you another taco?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: (blinks quickly and rapidly multiple times)
Husband: (smirks on the inside and waits)
Wife: You know what Ron? I know how much you love my tacos, so I spent all evening making them just for you. The least you could do is say YES PLEASE, and hey how about a THANK YOU while your at it???

by Kloveyoubye July 17, 2020

Sure

Female slang for “no”

“Sure... Billy, go ahead.”

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

Sure

A way to tell someone (often your boss) to fuck off.

Can you send me the ROI of your trip compared to the cost analysis for you being in the office that day based on our real time data intelligence?

Answer: Sure....

by MSU04 February 25, 2010

Sure

Meaning Yes for Non sarcastic people and your fu*king wrong as hell but we will go with that for the sake of me being able to beat the crap out of you in the end

Billy- 9+10 = 21
Bob- Sure
Billy- You motherfkr ANSWER NORMALLY
Bob- Sure
Billy- AGAHGAHGAHA, DIE!
Bob- Sure

by Info God October 20, 2018

Sure

The response a man has when he takes what the woman says at face value when she really wants him to think/say/do something specific.

"Can you buy me a book?"

"Sure"
..he was wrong, he was supposed to buy a plane ticket for her to visit him.

by Oops, sorry September 7, 2018

Sure

Not really.

Manager-Hey Jon! Are you ready to take out the trash!
Jon-Sure.

by iFoxy August 16, 2009