Indian Tech Support

The bitches on the phone that try to steal all of your personal information by deceiving you into thinking they will actually fix your broken computer.

Indian person: Hello this is Indian Tech Support how may I help you?

person: Oh no they're trying to steal my IP and credit card.

Indian person: In order for me to help you, I need your credit card and IP.

person: Fuck.

by IndianTechSupport September 26, 2022

tech support

People that live in India, Indians.

"I can't understand a goddamn word that guy from tech support said."

by Ford February 19, 2005

tech support

the people that help with ID "10" T errors

people that are dumb call tech support

by Dave April 6, 2004

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

Proximity Tech Support

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.

-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.

by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009

Windows Tech Support

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.

Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018

tech support

n. elaborate or deceptive underwiring in intimate garments.

Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.

It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.

by gnostic1 September 19, 2010