jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 11, 2020

Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.

Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.

by daverd2 December 15, 2012

Spocked

To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.

She gave a red herring argument. He spocked her to the point where she deleted her post in shame.

by Rikki-Tikki August 12, 2018

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022

Spocked

When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt

Guy1: I Spocked my bitch last night
Guy2: Damn! My hoe never lets me Spock her

by Mhs_k May 28, 2015

suppockey

alternatively: Support-Hockey

The act of being the puck, shot from support person to support person in an effort to frustrate you into hanging up.

Past tense: suppocked

I called up my ISP's DSL support because my shitty DSL wasn't working only to discover that they like playing suppockey. F-them, I'm going to the competitor's cable modem service.

I went into Nordstrom's and got suppocked when I tried to return that Xmas present without a receipt. It took 2 hours, man that sucked.

by Jack Gozinya February 12, 2010