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The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?
English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.
by Linux System Message April 6, 2004
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What my roommate does before he can start the day.
I just got a new bong so I better do a Super Bowl to test it out.

Gata go to school, so I have to do a Super Bowl real quick.

I just packed a Super Bowl, and now I can't feel my face.
by I'm High February 8, 2013
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Also known as rhe New england Patriots Invitational, the Super Bowl is the biggest football game to be played in the United Stated. Sometimes they win, rarely do they loose, but regardless they are always playing in it.
I wonder who’s going to be playing the Patriots in the Super Bowl this year.
by zmoney123 February 10, 2019
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The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd
American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"

American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"

Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."

American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
by The_Don_killuminati May 17, 2006
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N. Excuse for an American football championship, played between the American Football Conference champions and the National Football Conference champions. Included with the "big game" is two weeks of media hype and scanctily clad women/men taking off their clothes during the halftime show
The Bengals didn't make the super bowl becuase Kimo Von Oellhoffen sucker tackled Carson Palmer and tore his ACL during the AFC wild card round. What a bummer:-(.
by American Bison February 4, 2006
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The act of dumping and nutting in someones mouth at the same time.
Trey: What did you do last night?
Alex: I played in the super bowl with your mother.
by Ramsey Nehemiah July 1, 2010
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A place where whores(Janet, Britney etc.) wear scantily clad clothing & take their clothes off during the halftime shows for MTV and CBS.
Damn did you see that gurl at the club she superbowled it!
Revised remix of: "Get Low"
"Let me see you get low touch your toes let me see you turn left and superbowl."
by jangold February 3, 2004
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