shitinade

When life gives you shit....

Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.

by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009

Suxting

The act of an undesirable and lonely girl offering nude pictures of themselves to boys, rather then they other way around. (Can be switched for boys)

Girl: "Hey im horny, wanna see my tits?"
Boy: "Ew, no you are like 9,001 pounds!"
Girl: "Please just look at them they are nice!"
Boy: "Stop suxting me before I call the cops."

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Boy: "Wanna see my cock? ;)"
Girl: "Absolutely not, faggot."
Boy: "PLEASE IM LONELY"
Girl: "Please. I dont suxt, I sext."

by redban December 22, 2009

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

Or sumting

Used in the same reference as "or something" but in a mexican or china man tone of voice.

Person 1: "What do you guys want to do?"

Person 2: "Lets go drink, or sumting..."

by Razilla June 11, 2008

spitin dirt

takin a shit

my brother called me while i was spitin dirt

by twc2490 August 9, 2009

Shitinist

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

by Boph Yall January 17, 2011

Suuting

The art of Suuting. (Pronounced "Suiting") when you hear a mad turbo sound just down the street, so you start Suuting in excitement. Also filled up with tututu. E.g. Sutututu

Boy1: did you hear that mad VL turbo noise just down the street?

Boy2: yeah bro it had me Suuting

by Noiceboyyyyy August 25, 2016