Suited and Booted

The act of getting fucked up off mary jane or gettin drunk.

We went ova ta carys house on halloween, we got suited and booted.

by BarsPlease February 10, 2007

suited and booted

dressed to kill, literally. referring to private hitmen or bodyguards dressed in expensive suits and dress boots

his henchmen were all suited and booted

by Master of Killers September 22, 2018

Zipper-Suited Sun God

A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.

Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.

by Sublingual September 28, 2009

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 29, 2005

double-suited

Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.

The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

they were suited

1)- Phrase used by dumbasses playing Poker to justify a bad beat they just put on another player. Meaning that they played the hand horribly, making every wrong decision possible, but since they had two suited cards, it is OK. Usually found at low limit games or online.

2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.

1)- Player 1- "How can you cold call three raises before the Flop with a 5-2?"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)

2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"

by ACG2x May 5, 2005