The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
by toilet joe October 15, 2009
Get the Thumb in a softie mug.1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Softie mug.by Jim King September 23, 2005
Get the suction mug.Safe For The Invite. Used sarcastically to induce guilt in the person describing a situation or experience for not extending the courtesy of an invitation to said situation/experience to the person issuing the "SFTI".
Ziggy: Hey that Charity Week event was amaaazing!
Connie: Yeah was so great to mingle with everyone
Lubz: SFTI!
Rashad: DFTI! Dangerous For The Invite.. Geddit? Safe, Dangerous?? Hahaha. And you say I'm not funny!
Ziggy: This is exactly why we didn't invite you
Connie: Yeah was so great to mingle with everyone
Lubz: SFTI!
Rashad: DFTI! Dangerous For The Invite.. Geddit? Safe, Dangerous?? Hahaha. And you say I'm not funny!
Ziggy: This is exactly why we didn't invite you
by Yoosh2014 March 17, 2020
Get the SFTI mug.A girl who will always be by your side. She has so many childhood friendships because she checks up on everyone. She is a mother to all and is warm, wise, mature, and caring. She has a sharp sassy side, so dont disrespect her.
by Dave_xoxo May 23, 2020
Get the Sufia mug.Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008
Get the thumbing in a softie mug.Also written and said more grammatically correct as "suffice it to say" or "(it) suffices to say", this term basically, literally means "it is sufficient to say"
From the word "suffice" which when used as an intrasitive verb like in the example above, means "to meet present needs or requirements; be sufficient".
"Suffice to say" is often deemed an archaic version of the popular saying.
From the word "suffice" which when used as an intrasitive verb like in the example above, means "to meet present needs or requirements; be sufficient".
"Suffice to say" is often deemed an archaic version of the popular saying.
Current: "It suffices to say that my grief is unmatched."
Archaic: "Suffice to say, the trailer park in which that gentleman lives is quite the spacially economical achievement in residential land use."
Archaic: "Suffice to say, the trailer park in which that gentleman lives is quite the spacially economical achievement in residential land use."
by Jeremie Brian August 31, 2006
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