subwoofer

a person who eats subs really fast.

damn,that kid is a subwoofer.

by jtunit22 November 13, 2006

subwolfer

"It's like the thing in the back of a car that like makes the whole road shake"
-Dumb kid on bus

I saw a ghetto beater poundin' two 15" subwolfers.

by eXlax4387 April 1, 2007

fully sick subwoofer

even better than "fully sick".

Your car is fully sick subwoofer.

by Jordan Getto July 15, 2006

subwoofer

a small dog that sits under ur car and barks at strategic moments of the song. usually wired up to an amp and the car battery.

Guy: Yo dawg that subwoofer is the tits.
me: yea i no, its a german sheppard.
guy: Fo'shizzle.
me: you no it.

by captain moose September 22, 2004

Double bass subwoofer

When an ear is placed between a girl's buttocks and the girl squeezes her buttcheecks together on the ear and farts.

Your mom double bass subwoofered me so hard last night my ear was bleeding.

by Some Gypsy December 24, 2009

subwoofer

Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.

Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 31, 2009

Vaginal subwoofer

A speaker specially designed to capture the sound of the vaginal tuba. Extremely common in Africa and other low income countries for reasons unknown.

My vaginal subwoofer was so loud last night that it woke the neighbors.

by Nick Shitcock May 23, 2010