Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

Steak and BJ Day

A holiday for men that falls on March 14.

The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.

Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?

Jack: Yes.

Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women

Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight

by Hef September 28, 2008

Poop streaker

When a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves poop streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss.

Karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of poop on the toilet. Her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the poop streaker!

by Mtyzeidy August 27, 2015

i like my steaks rare

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.

i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet

by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

Seattle Cheese Steak

A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.

We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak

by bestfuckever April 1, 2011

Steak and Pussy Day

It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.

This day only happens once a year on February 21st.

Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot

John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!

by The last God March 15, 2021