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Southall

Town/Place In West London where the majority of the population is Asian (indian/pakistan)
Also there are quite a few somalian people.

Kinda Stinks of curry
Southall Broadway is always traffic jammed
Boy: Where do you live?
Girl: I live in southall
Boy: OMFG how many asian people live there???
Girl: ¬_¬ All my neighbours are asian

**True Story**
by AdeIzzle January 17, 2008
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Statham

Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.

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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
by Seth Tomahawk January 15, 2009
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southall

An area in West London where almost everyone is Indian or Pakistani.
Bend It Like Beckham was filmed in Southall.
When it's Divali/Diwali, Southall sounds like WW3.
by akminder February 24, 2004
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statham

When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe
dude, dark night was statham!
by lmfaobro March 30, 2010
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Southampton

a town in the south of england that has drifted a mile west every 3.7 years in an attempt to get away from a massive shitpile called portsmouth.
i want to get out of this pompey shitpile but they wont let us in southampton until we have had our jabs.
by Heinzie September 24, 2011
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Southampton

Southampton is the major city on the South coast and Britain's leading passenger port. It also has the biggest and best-supported football club in the South outside of London.

It is the place where King Canute tried to turn back the waves and where he defeated Ethelred the Unready. It is the port from which Richard the Lionheart set sail for the Crusades, King Henry V and his troops embarked for the Battle of Agincourt, the Pilgrim Fathers set off for America aboard the Mayflower and from which the Titanic departed. It is also the city where the Spitfire was designed, built and flown and from which the Battle of Britain was won. As a consequence it faced relentless attacks form German bombers, during which much of the old city was burnt to the ground.

It is still the main port in England for ocean-going cruise ships and an annual international boat show is held in the marina. It has several shopping malls, including West Quay, which opened as the biggest city-centre shopping mall in Europe.

Famous residents have included the First World War commander of the British fleet, Admiral Jellicoe, the writer, Jane Austen, the painter, Millais, the film director, Ken Russell and the pop singer, Craig David. Sotonians, as Southampton people are known, are renowned for their sense of humour and two of the country's greatest comedians, Tommy Cooper and Benny Hill were also residents of the city.

Southampton has the world's oldest bowling green and many other fine sports facilities, including St Mary's football stadium and the Rose Bowl cricket stadium, both of which have hosted England international matches. In 1618 King James called Southampton "one of the healthiest towns in the kingdom". It seems that little has changed, as in 2006 it was named "the fittest city in the UK" by Mens Fitness magazine, based on various criteria, including the incidence of heart disease and the level of gym membership.

For the ancestors of millions of Americans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders and South Africans, this was their last sight of England. At one time more than half of all people travelling in and out of Britain, passed through the city, earning it the nickname "Gateway to the World".
Southampton FC fans are the most loyal in the South of England.
by iwys December 25, 2007
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Southam

Crappy little Warwickshire town, notable only for the worst chippy in existence and having its roads constantly shut for HS2.
P1: Let’s go out for the day in Southam
P2: Where?
by Paedodolan December 26, 2020
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