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stuart

a very kind boy that is drippy, and knows how to fight. hes usually in deadly gangs and always getting motion. Stuart will always keep his thing on him and he won't back down from a fight. watch out cause he just might take your bitch!!! Stuarts are tall, light skinned, muscular, smart, and always having fun. He will eventually go to the nba
DAMN stuart looks so good today thats my fav person fr
by chicken cramps May 4, 2023
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stuart

-A tall, skinny white boy, usually really annoying and over-sensitive.
-No one likes him but he tries to hangout with them anyways.
-Tall dangly skinny white boy with a 3 inch pee-pee.
-Usually friends with a very white-black person.
-His girlfriends get tired of him, but
stick around so as not to hurt his feelings.
-usually depressed, and dresses skater
girl #1-"Omg stuart is so hot!"

girl #2-"Thats what I thought until he pushed his hair back
and you could actually see his face"

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Stuart- "dude, some chick wants to fuck me!"

Girl #2-"hahahahahahahaha ha!!!"
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Stuart

Someone Who Particularly Likes To Have Sex With Extremely Fat Ladies
A: Lets Play Nail The Whale For free...
B:Omg dude Your such a Stuart!!!
by Big Gay Cal October 23, 2008
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Stuart

A male who can usually be in shops that are seen as feminine
Ryan: Wheres Stuart?
Jordan: check New Look hes normally in there
Ryan: *Sigh*
by chelesa0 July 6, 2009
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Stuart

A teenager who loves fucking his dad, and makes love to him in multiple ways every night.
Stuart was with Larry last night
Stupid Stuart to Aberdeen Hall!
by Rapeboy6969 November 1, 2013
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Stuart

The keeper of the biggest chin in the entire universe, also known as a Snowcone
Have you seen Stuart?
Yes, his head looks like a snowcone!
by Superflydog August 21, 2009
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stuart

A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.
"my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"

"that kids dad is such a stuart."
by nerpy November 17, 2007
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