stripperittis

the ailment in which one becomes stupid and is drawn sexually to strippers believing someday the stripper will truly love them. This can lead to many other diseases as one probably could guess.

Billy is one his third marriage to a stripper .Damn that boy has stripperittis .

by thedollface July 2, 2011

Strippers with Scissors

Female hair stylists

Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?

by tag heuer August 27, 2009

classy strippers

Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.

Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"

Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."

by 339 October 4, 2010

Sipperish

To just squeek by or do the bare minimum

It was a friday afternoon and I was feeling sipperish. I left at 4:56 SST

by Way2Dick March 30, 2009

Strippers

so when you are alone and you need some company you call some strippers. YES they are some psycho bitches

when i fucked a Strippers she was all LIKE OH FUCK YEs YES .. do you think i wanna hear that shit it scares the shit out of me you crazy fuckin bitch. just keep to the norm and moan like a normal hoe

by african von negrostein January 20, 2009

strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008