Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.

by godknowswho February 18, 2009

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salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.

Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer

by johnmillions February 8, 2014

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mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.

Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

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strainer face

A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.

Sam.... what a strainer face.

Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.

by Tristan "Trash" April 5, 2006

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Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

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