straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

by Jules88 January 8, 2012

Straight panic

the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man

This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy

by Jynxrood June 21, 2020

straight paper

Being 100% real or honest.

You can trust him. He is straight paper.

by Spark dog June 15, 2017

Straight Pride Month

Straight Pride Month is the month of July, as of July being national awareness for specific STD’s it is only appropriate for the Straight Pride Month to be on July

“Hey bro happy Straight Pride Month” said the very straight man

“It’s Straight Pride Month, time to have sexual relations with a lot of women”

by MrWakatashi June 23, 2021

straight pipe'n it

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

by reignoverme June 26, 2009

Straight Postin

The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling

I was straight postin at the club last night.

What are you doing? Straight postin.

by Romanocheese October 5, 2009

Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything

1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"

by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011