ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way

look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street

by ontherox October 13, 2011

Butt-crack straggler

The hairs that migrate down your back and get stuck in your butt crack and prove uncomfortable to remove.

She pulled a single butt-crack straggler out from behind.

by ShotgunCharlieB February 14, 2018

staggle

the awkward exchange that occurs when two people who are walking towards each other move the same direction (usually more than once) to get out of each other's way

It's hard to avoid staggling with other pedestrians when walking on the crowded streets of London.

by Anna Swanson May 16, 2005

latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

by Running out of patience December 19, 2008

The Stranglers

The Stranglers are a great band. Much talent for creating excellent melodies, have been associated with punk rock, though they themselves and many do not consider themselves punk properly. Also associated with New Wave and Gothic movements, but The Stranglers are definitely in a class of their own, unconstrained by such genre definitions. Their bassist Jean Jacques, has a distinctive sound that has been an influence on all the best bassists. They were known to fight their audiences and win, being originally a pub rock band. Very witty lyrics, more subtle than other bands of their time, such as Sex Pistols.

Whatever happened to all the heroes? All the Shakespearoes? They watched their Rome burn...

Bearcaaaage..

The Stranglers forever!

by Dick Donkeysaber June 17, 2006

Staggerlicious

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk

that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted

by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010