Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

Dalmatian Story

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013

Mari Story

A story told that has no real point to it yet lasts forever

Wow that was such a Mari Story

by Marilovesben October 10, 2010

Bubba Story

A story that falls into one or all of these categories.

1. Has no point at all.
2. Is extremely long and filled with random details that don't have any point to the story.
3. Is about something very boring.

Bubba Story

Bubba: "So this one time I looked out the window in English class and saw it was snowing so I said it was snowing, but Mrs. Spear said it wasn't."

Jethro: "Awesome story Bubba."

Bubba: "SHE DID!"

by Joe McCrow August 17, 2010

Sob Story

When a contestant on a competition show (e.g. X factor) tells the audience a sad story of their past in order to gain attention and sympathy votes.

"She wouldn't have gotten through to the finals if it weren't for her sob story"

by eboniz March 6, 2018

The Story So Far

East Bay pop-punk 'till the end.

The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!

by hellfuckinyeahright April 13, 2013

Stornch

To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.

'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'

by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020