stop sign surprise 

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.

"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."

stop sign surprise by Elixer0 May 18, 2008

stop sign standoff 

When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.

I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff

stop sign standoff by road rager runner May 12, 2009

stop sign waiver 

When some person waives his right-of-way at a four-way stop by waving at the other driver to go ahead.

Jim: "Look at that idiot; he has the right-of-way, but he's waving at me to go ahead."
Bob: "He's just being polite."
Jim: "He's not being polite. He's probably so stupid he doesn't know he has the right-of-way! He is a a stop sign waiver."

stop sign waiver by JRSchwartz November 3, 2009

Stop-sign Incident 

The exact instance when a player realizes he just got played.

When two cars meet at a stop sign containing ex's and their partners commonly referred to as a stop-sign incident}\.

Stop-sign Incident by Draculaparty7530 April 4, 2011

Stop Sign Sex 

Sex involving a stop sign

Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.

Stop Sign Sex by GlucoseWizard May 29, 2020

Stop Sign Salami 

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.

Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!

Stop Sign Salami by killersbytrade April 2, 2009

Stop-sign thot 

1. A female that has skinny body and big head, often used as a derogatory term

3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind

4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis

(Woman)- "hey handsome, what's your name?
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!

Stop-sign thot by BigHawk 2813 January 4, 2019