Stoney 

This dude Sam Abercrombie who looks like the lost 8th Dwarf of Snow White fame. He is constantly smiling, laughing, and smoking.

Me: "Hey Stoney, wanna drive me to Waffle House?"

Stoney: "Hahahahahahahaha"

Me: "Nah, really dude, wanna go get some waffles?"

Stoney: "Yeah dude, wanna get high first?"

Stoney by Roger Watts April 3, 2005

Stoney 

A stella drinking sheep shagga

He had a Stoney night

Stoney by Rach December 20, 2003

stoney 

To be "stoned" --as in what Katherine Tramel did the police in Basic Instank, showin off her "V"--by a co-worker going commando, preferably in a meeting or large office gathering, or a retreat.

OMG did you see that vedgie, man you just got stoney-ed.

stoney by BTTL July 13, 2006

Stoney 

One who looks like a beach ball due to the gayness and rainbow colored stomach he has.

An example would b a hermit crab.

Stoney by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Stoney 

To be high as a kite. Simple as that.

"I am unbelievably stoney right now man"

Stoney by highlife69 February 13, 2017

SToney 

Smokin like a gram of hash in like 1 or two hits

aye bruh i just hit this bong and i’m feelin stoney mahb

SToney by SToney mahb October 30, 2018

Stoney 

1. chill. 2. mellow. 3. hippie-esque.

That chick has such a stoney demeanor, check out how chill she is.

Stoney by Stoney Sloth ASMR December 21, 2018