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Stone

Stone means he is a person who is very kind and nice. He will always be there for you when you come home and rant to him. He also likes to play with some pussy when he feels like it. He has also got a massive 7-inch penis.
Person 1- Whos that jackass over there?
Person 2 - Oh no that's Stone, you don't wanna fuck with him!
by GreatGuy17 November 5, 2019
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Stone

A short stout and generally angry fuckzoid who enjoys lurking around the shower while mommy or daddy is using it. Rapes as many people as possible when using public transport. Thinks his hair is the shit, but it looks like shit. Wants to fuck any and every girl, regardless of weight, looks, or gender. Has worn out the vibration on his phone for a very particular reason.......... ASS. A public disturbance abbreviation. Likes to bang chairs.
There was a nude man playing a pickelo in the street this morning! He was on CRACK DAWG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yup..... your overly-friendly neighborhood Stone!

WHAT A MONKEY SLAPPING PEDO!!!!!

If I were black, I would hand his ass to him!
by Sir Planks-a-lot August 25, 2011
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Stone

Another word for Sex, or bone. Normally said with a minnesoatan accent.
Hey I got stoned this weekend!!

Hey, I wanna stone ya!!
by Bernie April 5, 2005
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Stone

OMG Nigga U Whillyn. Im Bout To Stone U!
by Ty'Nii September 30, 2007
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Stone

1: yo bro you seen that girl i was with last night?
2: yeah she was straight stone. how did you manage to get that?
by Bogearino October 30, 2017
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Stone

An extremely hard and vicious gay man. He enjoys only the company of bears (hairy gay men).
Guy #1: Yo man, did you see that Stone at the club yesterday
Guy# 2: Yeah, I did. I tried to stay away from him though, because he was grinding extremely outrageously with his hairy boyfriend.
by mittcity March 13, 2009
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Stone

Singlish for:
1)Stay there and do nothing.
2)Lie motionless and stare into space.
Verb; Stone.
Noun; -
Bob likes to stone.
by Hanasaki January 11, 2011
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