stokage

usually following the word "major", the noun form of stoked (adj)

"I get to go to New York to see my girlfriend!"
"Oh sweet dude, you must be experiencing some major stokage right about now!"

by 757 is the best September 16, 2007

Stokies

Aggresive youths abiding in the city of Stoke-on-Trent. Typically drinking cider, shouting at cars and stealing signposts, these hooligans like nothing better than to harass passers-by, policemen and inanimate objects.

Stokies are merely a more advanced version of your common Chav, having learnt new ways to steal, vandalise and walk foolishly.

The Stokie should be avoided at all cost, they attack without warning and are particularly persistant at catching their quarry should it choose to turn tail and flee.

Paul: "Uh oh, a group of Stokies."
Mark: "Stay still, their vision is based on movement!"

by Not a Stokie October 22, 2006

stokability

The measurement of your level of being stoked.

"Right before I hit that Phresh Fresh Pow Line my stokability was at a 10"
"Planning for my trip to the mountain my stokability was maxed!"

by Powslayer February 24, 2018

Stonia

Alter-ego for a Sonia, when a Sonia becomes stoned on weed.

Person #1: Sonia is in rare form tonight! I don't think I've ever seen her smoke weed before!
Person #2: Oh! So this is the first time you've met Stonia!? LOLZ

by Mr. Party Smants May 2, 2022

bella storia

when someone is annoying and he tells you a story that you don't give a shit about it.

Tom: quindi l'altro giorno sono andato in centro con Duccio
matte: noooooooooo, bella storia

by Leviathan480 October 3, 2021

stovia

Basically it’s ship between Octavia and stolas from helluva boss and this ship makes me wanna die

Insert a stovia fan fiction or something

by Lestrp October 21, 2022

Stokies

People who are sociable, warm, sporty, imaginative and giving...

Sociable (like to meet in groups to set fire to cars), warm (always standing next to lit cars), sporty (when running away from lit cars), imaginative (when explaining to police that it is just a coincidence that they are running away from a flaming car) and giving (will give you a smack if you tell the police why they were running a way from the burning car).

Look a gathering of Stokies, where did I leave my car?

by Chesh February 2, 2004