STDelicious

1. Someone so sexually appealing that you'd risk a nasty infection just for a piece.

2. Someone so sexually appealing that they have probably been tapped countless times and filled with all sorts of painful infections.

Joe: That chick is STDelicious.

Mary: I wouldn't say no.

by nudgewink February 20, 2008

Stoedhard

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.

I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.

by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021

Sodexplosion

What happens one to twelve hours after the ingestion of the food at many colleges, provided by Sodexo. Consists of a massive shit, that may be solid or otherwise, which leaves the body in an extremely quick and intensive fashion. Several minutes prior to your toilet's impending doom, a feeling similar to that of the McGurgles can be noted. At this point, it is best to head to the bathroom in a building other than your residence hall.

Common to students of many SUNY schools.

*while playing MW2*

Roommate #1: Oh shit, you take next round. I have to get to the campus center before the sodexplosion hits me.

Roommate #2: Okay, just get clear of the suite, that sucked when the toilet was broken for 2 days last time.

by Phate.exe March 17, 2010

stodge bucket

a very loose vagina full of stale cum

her cunt is like a stodge bucket!

by Adam the definer ! March 2, 2014

Sodexo Poop

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009

Stoeger

A extremely beautiful and lovable girl's nickname who is very talented and intellegent. She is very musical and she plays the piano,and has a great singing voice, but Stoeger sometimes lacks self-confidence and doesn't believe that she can achieve what she wants to, she can. Stoeger is a brilliant listener and gives great advice for any problems! But sometimes she needs someone to listen to her and give her advice. She is god's gift to the earth. She is so kind, beautiful, smart, loving, comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. she is very funny sometimes and can make you laugh even on your saddest day.She has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart.

Stoeger is a beautiful and lovable girl with a great personality and heart.

by naomiabiah March 10, 2019

STDenial

Noun. The state of being in denial about one's sexually transmited diseases.

Convincing herself that the bumps were merely razor burn, Susie was in STDenial.

by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008