stfd

Simmer The Fuck Down

The need of chilling out

<Wes> Who just broke the pot I was spinning?
<Matt> You know what? You really need to STFD! and stop worrying, it sucked anyways.

by BryanZ July 27, 2008

stfd

Shut The Fuck DOWN!!
Recreation of STFU.

Guy1: Sonic is stupid, makikinizont!
Guy2: STFD!

by Tadakichi2 January 18, 2009

stfd

Suck the fat dick

You just got dumped, haha stfd dude

by nyuck March 22, 2009

STFD

Used for when something unexpected happens.

STFD!

by Laura789 July 22, 2011

STFD

STFD or in other words, sit the fuck down

a definition like for an example,
m8 STFD B4 i slap u mike.
u want some m8?

by ordinary otaku September 12, 2017

stfd

abbreviation for 'sit the fuck down'

"woah, that joke went too far, stfd!" or (just after you win an argument "Yeah, that's what I thought... now stfd..."

by plipploplol November 5, 2017

STFD

SUCK THIS FUCKING DICK

WHEN YA GIRL ASK FOR A DATE AND YOU DONT FEEL LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON HER SO "STFD"

by M_ANON July 13, 2019