Stelter

Stelter is the name for the highest amount and density of bullshit possible, bullshit including not only direct falsehoods, but mind numbing twists and intentional omissions to fit a narrative. The extremely high bullshit output of this mainstream media pundit is the level of bullshit taken in by his viewer's brains.

Moving up the mainstream media bullshit scale from smallest to largest - watching CNN for a short time (under one hour) is considered a Deuce. Watching for ah hour to an hour and a half is a Deuce and a half. Watching for two hours to four hours is a Double Deuce. Watching CNN for an entire day would be big and messy ! So big it would not flush ! It is called a Stelter !!! This could cause a Pink Sock (look it up in the Urban Dictionary)

by Iron clad sak September 4, 2020

steller

Another word for cool, used by the people who are the REAL cool ones.

I know, that band is steller!

by oneyearatatime December 25, 2009

steezers

when edwin and brandon go around making fun of "steezers" steezers are guys with cargos , converse , high socks , buttom up , and snapback because it only takes a couple bucks too be one , steezers these days

Edwin- "look at that guy he think he can go off and spend a couple bucks on some cargos and a snapback"

Brandon-" I know look at these steezers these days"

Edwin- " well it only takes a couple bucks too be one"

by Edwinsupremeolvera January 22, 2012

Stelzner

The male version of Stelzner usually refers to a handsome man of stately poise. Often seen sleeping in random bathrooms and devoid of cranial hair.

Friend 1: "Man, Did you see that guy passed out in the bathroom???"
Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"
Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"

by Genius112233 June 19, 2009

Steezer

A submerging subculture consisting of stoner/skater kids that snowboard for religion, smoke weed for life, and deck themselves out in neon.
They can be seen wearing brightly colored condom hats, Boobeyes sunglasses, and anything relative to CandyGrind.
They like to go camping on a regular basis and they like to slap stickers on anything they can get their steezer hands on.

Sounds like he's turning into a steezer.

by Highlighter Striped Hyena July 13, 2010

steezery

Steeze of the highest order...

That was utter steezery

by @spaghetti_dinna_skinna July 14, 2018

Lil Steezer

A young child that is bound to be steezy in the art of extreme sports. Typically dressed like most skaters in a flannel and vans, they have been exposed to recreational marijuana since birth.

Guy 1: what’s your baby’s name?

Guy 2: the dudes name is Hawk.
Guy 1: What a lil steezer, his vans are tight.

by Chapdoggy dawg January 27, 2020