stateshaming

Ridiculing someone for the US state they are from/live in

"Georgia? That state is white-trash, brooo... "

"No it's not, quit stateshaming people."

by MiniSoda05 October 11, 2020

cantignora statusbaritis

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

by tastic71 March 19, 2013

statustumped

The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.

Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.

by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008

statusjacked

when two people or a group steal someones Facebook wall or status update and carry out their own conversation.

Jennys status update reads, Jenny is sick today.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"

by DJ Groove July 21, 2009

statusphere

The term for the group of celebrities living Hollywood or similarly famous places.

Really famous celebrities, e.g Morgan Freeman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Paris Hilton, float on the top of the statusphere, where as people you've never heard of but who RULE Hollywood are above it and people who try to be famous are beneath the statusphere, like Paris Hiltons friend that no one actually knows, or Jordan and Peter Andre.

by Cinderellas Saviour June 18, 2006

Statusjacked

See Status Thief. The act of having your witty, well thought out Facebook status used by a Facebook friend.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, I have been statusjacked."

by J-Saturn January 18, 2010

Statusbating

The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.

Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.

Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"

update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.

Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."

by cege7480 February 23, 2011