What you become if you die from drunk driving.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 01, 2017
by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 15, 2020
Someone, who out of fear, ignorance or a sense of misplaced duty blindly follows the rules of a government without considering whether those rules are fair or just. Giving the state the benefit of the doubt as opposed to the citizens of the state. Unfortunately, most statists will never receive the special treatment from their government that they think they have earned or deserve.
Anyone who believes the official story about anything and uses the word "conspiracy theorist" is probably a statist.
by SeahawksOwnthe49ers April 14, 2014
A form of mental illness in which someone believes that a government body run by corporations, is needed to threaten and imprison people for there own safety. It is similar to terrorism but much more accepted in society. It is based on false logic, and hypocritical legislative bodies to promote fascism, much like Nazi Germany.
Statist "You broke the law, the state of california says you can't stand on the sidewalk after 9pm!!! You deserve to be punished for the terrible crime you committed!"
Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"
Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"
by Freedom4everyone January 14, 2017
also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
by vijekoon October 13, 2005
(1)An offensively normal person.
(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.
(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
by Logical Dash June 07, 2006
The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.
by alonadawn January 27, 2015