Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

Jake from State Farm

An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red

Rose: Hey is that Jake from State Farm?
Lily: Yeah I heard he was pretty good..
Daisy: Mmmhmmm

by yewballerzz April 18, 2015

elmo from state farm

Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.

elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.

by Elmo hater August 13, 2021

jake from state farm

he can be summoned and is too powerful for the world

OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Nintendough February 24, 2022

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

Jake from State Farm

Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.

Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022