Starissa

There is only one of these in a million, she's typically tall and cute and loves music. A bit timid but that's fine. She will help you with anything and is very loving. She's a keeper! <3

"Dude you know Starissa?"
"No but that's a sick name!"
"I know right!"

by Daisy what's babbles August 10, 2016

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John Starks

Jon "Skeeter" Starcks was a Yankee player and basketball person with a weak spot for the hot elderly from present-around 1980. He led the '76 Detroit Pistons to the Super Bowl alongside Cristiano Ronaldo in the '95 Winter Olympics. In 2002 he led to New York Jets to the Stanley Cup. He also won an award for beating the Super Bowl. He like to volunteer too. His volunteer work was primarily in a nursing home for gingers with crabs in the Gaza Strip trimming punes and butt punes of elderly redheads who were oppressed during the Boston tea bombings and the falling of the London Bridge. Common belief is that he competed in all 672 (and won 500) of the firecrotch pune trimmings during half time at the 71st annual reunion of the Quidditch world championship when he preformed "Back in Black" with the original members of the Jackson 5ive, while simultaneously slurping chicken soup from Nancy Povich's ears. Well he actually did not compete in all the 672 firecrotch pune trimmings. He actually only competed in 600 and volunteered in the remaining 72. Contrary to the rumors, he only won 340 of the 600 he did, not the previously expected 500. More recent speculations reveal that he may have held an undefeated title in all 600 deforestation competitions, but the truth of this speculation is still debated today. Later in his retirement he donated 27 "Grade-B" corks, a can of Tomato-Asshole soup, and 3 worry rocks to the Cork-Hill to Space foundation.

Mmmmm I sure love to tickle John Starks with my punes and slurp cranberry cocktail from his asshole. John Starks always gave me the best snacks and wettest naptimes.... as a child :)

by Cutiepunes June 16, 2015

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Starks

A very shitty place on the border by deweyvilleTexas and Louisiana mostly known as sparkle city! Everyone is on meth or is fucking their cousin for money to get more meth! No matter what all the girls are whores and guys want to grow up and be welders but can because they are on meth! Nothing to do but drugs and hit up the silver dollar, dollar store, truck stop, or ezmart! The hell whole everyone say they will leave but never does!

If you need any meth go to Starks!
The best whores live in starks!
Starks silver dollar the only place to get meth, a whore, food, and to gamble...all available in starks

by MangoRazberryWhore September 8, 2016

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