Starbuck's 

Starbuck's: A coffee shop or cafe which likes to make its money by making other coffe shops go out of business.
plan: make a starbuck on each corner of the street the enemy coffee shop is on. All three coffee shops do badly, but because Starbuck's is a multi-million dollar company, the other shop goes bankrupt first, leaving Starbuck's to reap all the customers, and inevitably, benifets.
outcome: Starbuck's on pretty much every corner in every city with coffee shops

"hey do u wanna go 2 Starbuck's somewere"
"sure, wot abt that 1... ro that 1... or there's 1 over there... heres 1"

Starbuck's are taking over, there is no escape

Starbuck's by random bulldog August 5, 2004

Starbucks savant 

Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.

Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"

Starbucks savant by Memebrain July 6, 2011

Starbuck's 

A coffee place that will charge you $10 for a fucking cup of coffee. And they're not fooling me! I know that a large is a small. Dumb homos.
They spoke out against the war because they think they're cool. THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL

Starbuck's? Fuck Starbuck's! DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE RULA!

Starbuck's by BiggyJee December 30, 2004

starbucks shuffle 

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.

"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"

starbucks shuffle by patty browning January 24, 2008

starbucks special 

Noun 1. the act of pouring lukewarm coffee into the woman's vagina and sucking it out with a straw*

*Note: Make sure that coffee does not exceed 85 degrees
**Note: Do not use sugar. It encourages bacterial growth, and yeast infection may result.

I gave my girlfriend a starbucks special, and it was very tasty!

starbucks special by Dan, Justin, Nathan March 31, 2003

Starbucks Slut 

Someone who uses people only for payment of Starbucks coffee. Someone who throws all the ethics of spreading their legs for some good coffee beans

The man thought she was his friend, only to find out that she was only a Starbucks Slut

Starbucks Slut by Coffee Realist November 30, 2017

Staryuck's

What people from the Midwest call the crap that half the people on the NorthWest coast drink in the mornings. Typically tastes like it was made with old swimming pool water. Nasty Coffee! Not to be confused with the Best coffee from that reigon.

This coffee tastes like crap, it must be from Staryuck's.

Staryuck's is some nasty shit. I would rather drink instant coffee.

Staryuck's by Blacksmithbear July 25, 2011