Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Giancarlo Stanton

Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin

There’s Giancarlo Stanton!

by UrbanSteel July 2, 2018

Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

by CowDry December 21, 2016

Burke Stanton

Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.

Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

Dirty Stanton

When you finger a girls butthole instead of her vag by mistake only to realize it when you lick your fingers.

Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON

by Its NACHOS BITCH September 14, 2011

jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.

" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "

by John GIllen April 23, 2009