vash the stampede

The legendary outlaw who loves women, peace and doughnuts. A reluctant combatant who's legendary aim is only rivaled by his appetite.

"I am known for their bullets never missing their mark, especially when it comes to the heart of a beautiful lady... BANG!"
- Vash the Stampede

by Jamison Marquart October 31, 2004

Calgary Stampede

The Greatest Outdoor Show on earth!
Takes place in Calgary, Alberta, Canada in the month of July.
It's 10 straight days of rodeo, mini donuts, country music, rides, and the occasional beer!
YAHOOOOO!

"You know that the Calgary Stampede's in town when on every city block, at least 1 person is wearing a cowboy hat"

"Time to get your cowboy on!"

by Wakka July 22, 2006

Vash The Stampede

Vash is the greatest plant there ever was. Don't ever take away Trigun.......
or else.

by Josh the Stampede October 22, 2003

pussy stampede

a large gathering of females walking together or at one place.

up where I used to live in the boondocks, there was this lake where we used to see so damn many pussy stampedes.

by J Kennedy ghost September 5, 2010

king stampede

urban clothing label droppin hot gear from the NYC

A: That shirt is fresh, whered you cop that?
B:Its that new King Stampede joint.
A: Word, that shit is dope

by King Art September 11, 2006

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.

"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."

by ChodeRash January 14, 2015